August 30, 2004

Clay the porn star

"Hi, Clay!"
"Hi... uh wait, how do you know me?"
"I lived on Julia's floor."
"Oh yeah."
"So me and Julia were watching a randy porn movie last night, and it reminded us of you."
"I couldn't have heard that right. Did you say porn movie?"
"NO! Foreign movie! Foreign!"
Dang, I thought I was hot stuff there for a second

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"The first rule of levity is that nothing is sacred."
--The book of Clay