Don't worry, if those guys have a problem, I will show them the awesome power of my gainjin punch!
Little did I know when I made up that term that gaijin punch, it is just one of a plethora of powers foreigners are endowed with. See more of them here.
What's your secret super power?
my nose.
ReplyDeletetaunt drunken sorority girls in large groups and escape unscathed.
ReplyDeletealso, i can read minds. sometimes. OK. i don't read minds. but i do read.
I use big words to confuse people when I argue with them. And sentences.
ReplyDeleteStupid internet ate my post.
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My uncanny resemblance to a certain savior (according to like a million people.)
ReplyDeleteI have the power to excommunicate. Duh.
ReplyDeleteThe ability to oscillate between extreme cuteness and extreme spite in five seconds or less.
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