Well, Clay, I can say that you have no reason to believe you'll be called a short, short man. On the other hand, you could have a small anus. If you do, though, keep it to yourself, please. Ugh. Ha ha ha. I am trying to forget these too. Can't let them come out in weird spots. And you're right - that is exactly what happens.
Does a protruding naval insinuate that the mother is pregnant? My wife had a protruding naval for a few months, but I thought it was kind of cute, not nearly an insult.
By the way, I've been considering reviving Shakespearean insults for everyday use. Tell me what you think about it.
Some guy: "Hey buddy! Get outta the frickin' way!" (I just imagine he has a New York accent, for some reason) Me: "I bite my thumb at you!"
Well, Clay, I can say that you have no reason to believe you'll be called a short, short man. On the other hand, you could have a small anus. If you do, though, keep it to yourself, please. Ugh. Ha ha ha. I am trying to forget these too. Can't let them come out in weird spots. And you're right - that is exactly what happens.
ReplyDeleteyeah i didnt like the f world....for shame
ReplyDelete"... a melon and four kids?" [LAUGHTER]
ReplyDeleteDoes a protruding naval insinuate that the mother is pregnant? My wife had a protruding naval for a few months, but I thought it was kind of cute, not nearly an insult.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I've been considering reviving Shakespearean insults for everyday use. Tell me what you think about it.
Some guy: "Hey buddy! Get outta the frickin' way!" (I just imagine he has a New York accent, for some reason)
Me: "I bite my thumb at you!"
For sooth, thou art a lowly and ill-bred cur. Get thee hence!
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