Things I've learned recently

It is perfectly acceptable to practice baseball at night on the grounds of the neighborhood shrine

Sometimes shrines sue preschools

Ebi-wasabi cheese things are okay

Hoka Hoka Tei is not okay. Never eating their takeout again.

Karaoke is an effective way to learn Japanese, as well as endear you to the Nipponese.

One of the best campains one can run involves being a hot girl on a motorcycle in your campain posters.
"Mine name is Svanhelda. I have come to crush za democratic people's front vith mine guns and mine hogg. Those who make fun of mine princess Leia hair vill be sorry." Yeah, that is actually a really insensitive parody, and I bet her accent is nothing like a Valkerie's. Speaking of insensitive linguistic views...

V for Vendetta must be a very strange movie from a German-speakers point of view; they won't catch what is being said with all those Vs being uttered. At least, that's my theory.

If anything is worth doing in preschool, it's worth doing loudly

Not all Buddhas are fat