June 10, 2008

Best Business Idea Ever

It doesn't matter what kind of small business you have, if you want more customers, just put a puppy in the window display as if you were a pet store. Officially, the puppy is a mascot, but unofficially, it is an evil scheme to get customers with the cute.
If the puppy starts getting older (i.e. not so cute), give it away (or sell it for tons as if you were a pet store) and pick up a new one for free with a consultation to the wanted pages.
Oh yeah, you're welcome.