okay, I get it. You guys* aren't interested in esoteric jokes about cogitating Japanese.
*:excluding Ben, whom I'm glad I entertained.
But today, I bring you a hilarious and totally random discovery. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Ryan Green blogring. In particular I like this entry and this one.
"Ryan, I'm standing outside your window right now. You want to know whose been leaving road kill in your truck bed. It's me baby."
But ignore the first blog on the ring; it seems to not be with the joke.