June 6, 2006

Agnostic FAQ

Questions and answers on the agnostic faith. Because someone requested one. Keep in mind I am not agnostic, though I may be antagonistic.

Q: Is there a god?
A: Maybe. I'm not sure.

Q:Is there an afterlife?
A: Maybe. I'm not sure. I think I saw a ghost once, when I was six.

Q: Is pre-marital sex okay?
A: Maybe. I'm not sure. But I sure hope so!

Q:Why are we here?
A: Maybe. I'm not sure.
Q:That wasn't a yes/no/maybe question.
A: Maybe. I'm not sure.

Q: Why do bad things happen?
A: Maybe there is no god or some junk? I'm not sure.

Q: Do you believe in reincarnation?
A: Maybe. I'm not sure. I think I might be Napoleon sometimes.

Q: What do you believe?
A: Let me get back to you on that after I'm dead...

Q: Can't you commit to anything?
A: I like my cat.