So I saw a junior high student at the supermarket and told her mom how she was a good and kind student. Her mother said, "Not in OUR house!"
As I was baggin my groceries (you bag your own groceries over here), the student came out of nowhere and handed me an icecream cone. Nice.
Unrelated to the kindness of the student...
Isn't it funny that some of our most altruistic desires are simultaneously our most selfish ones?